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Old 06-01-2009, 03:08 AM
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Re: Relationship with Health Centre PRC

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Originally Posted by prince_tomyum View Post
Three dates. Total damage SGD70.00

Pros:
(a) some really provide a GFE dat cant be compared to a paid bonk
(b) their seductive/sexual prowess far exceeds that of your current gf
(c) your hectic schedule / unattractive persona will nv get you such a gal in your normal life


Cons:
(a) you are at high risk of contracting STDs should they continue their work or remain in touch wif previous customers
(b) can you stand the social stigma of marryin a prostitute?
(c) psychological barrier: regardless of race, language or religion any man wif $$ can bonk ur gal
(d) nothin's guaranteed in the end, so why bother to even start?

eh...which part of your story did you derive these pros and cons from? I thought the story should at least give some clues on how to KC a health centre PRC masseur. But its like "How I KC myself in front of a PRC whore who dun give a damn about me and my supreme KC techniques".

Its a little funny la, the way your points were being put across. Let me give an example of how funny it sounds.

Story: I spend 120 bucks to bring a girl to a nice buffet dinner. We sit very close together and the waitress thought we were couple and teased us. She actually blushed and with that I think everything was arranged really well. I was so proud of myself. The next day she refused to go out with me and I wanted my 120 back (including my share of $60 of cos) becos she cheated my feelings. She ignored my consistent calls of harrassment and pleadings eversince. I was sad and decided to tell you guys what I've learnt from my painful experience.

Pros:
In buffets, you can really eat a lot of food, like UNLIMITED.
It's really nice to be teased around by customer service experts, esp if they tease you, together with your buffet buddy.
Cons:
You are at risk of getting diarrhea from excessive fresh raw oysters.
Regardless of race language or religion, anyone can date your girl to another feast.
You need to sms really fast before your emotions turmoil dies off and your internet gaming addiction starts.
You can't get more rubbers than you can ever get, from Toy R' Us.

How that relates, bro, I have no idea. Its just funny lo. But I do hope I am not doing it at your expense. $70 is nothing for 3 dates! If you've really been to health centres, KTV, spas, or even LSB, or if you ever had a girlfriend before, $70 is a figure which makes people laugh. You got your frenching, groping and GFE what. So your story really makes my day, and I hope in return pls laugh at mine. 10 yrs later you can come back and get a double whammy by laughing at BOTH our stories.

Take care, young man. And thanks for the humour.
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