Well guess I was one of the ones who got addicted to this place after the grand outing
Oakleyeug.. you are so damn right... i think i got addicted like you...

FR 1 (Virgin trip to CP)

The day began with me gathering my fellow mates from ZS and we proceed on an unexpected long drive to CP. Even though I was told it will be a 2 hour ride, I managed to reach CP after about 3 hours.. Somewhere after DaLingShan, I realised I have been here before for business..

As the driver go through the small lanes and alleys, my mate commented that " we cant be expecting any good ones if the whole area is like this" and with a hotel name like Yalan ( ya..ya.. no website.. i know ) we cant be hoping for anything.. But he ate his words completely.....

The Yalan hotel turned out to be clean and the check with was super swift with the mention of Bro alvin1969.. "Why din we have a 4th floor gangbang party?" Anyway met up with the other mates at the lobby and decided to take a rest in the room before our long awaited outing...

Just I was checking out the rooms, I should say clean but no fridge and water.. I know from the previous post that there is only 1 fridge per level (?!), I had this call with a HK number... It was Bro Frankieman. He invited me and my mates to go check out the saloons. Wow... even the quality in the 1st saloon was quite good.. Some of my mates' friends arrived and somehow we had an introduction right inside the room..with all the girls waiting to be chosen.. One of my associates got one gal from the room..

The remaining saloon was not that impressive with muddy pools of water and fully defined the word "Backstreet" or "Ar Buay Hang" (Hokkien). I decided to hold my horses till the grand finale..

A call from Bro thecock said he has arrived in Yalan and we went on to dinner.. A simple but delicious dinner and I really like the prawns.. Well Bro thecock mentioned that our group was damn attention-grabbing.. I did not noticed it until he said when he view us from afar.. It was like 10 guys crossing the street.. Hmm...

Then when we arrived at Amazon or Ah Ma Xun (ok i will remember the Chinese name), I was shocked. It was like a theme park.. I mean I only see this type of decor in places like Genting or those Fantasy Island.. Ehz. I like the mechanical bear at the door.. Very cute...

As we were guided to the rooms, Bro alvin1969 said we have 3 rooms.. 2 Medium and 1 Presidential.. And he was gracious to give my group the Presidential.. As we enter the Jungle, it was really surreal... A huge plus point for the decor!!

Then we went to the street Bro Oakleyeug was saying.. And in case he did not descibe clear enough, for those of you in SG, its like a small Bugis Junction and the girls are lined along the street.. like the cart at Bugis Junction.. The rooms are like the shops along the street like Giordano.. Really out of this world...

After 6 rounds and the guys already settled for their lovers, I finally chose one, Q12, but was told by Bro thecock that she is having the time of the month... Disappointed... then I went for a last walk and got this gal from Hunan... She is about 1.6m and have nice hair. And boobs with a nice feel...But she has armpit hair which is a turn off for me... I dont know but I have such a trouble with armpit hair..

Then we proceed back to the room which was not as fun as the rooms where the usual suspects are.. Well guys, the main reason was that we did not know each other well.. and therefore its kinda boring.. Thats why I keep going A08... It was really fun there...

Excercise was cut at 1200 which was rather early for me.. A08 was still having their fun... Well 2 of my mates found their prey and seriously I was surprised that these 2 guys decided to enter warfare... I was told they have gone into retirement after 5 years in China... But I guess the attraction at Amazon was too great to refuse...

I brought my gal back to Yalan and my other 2 mates went up with their prey.. I was hanging at the lobby waiting for my other mate... Then I saw HappyKiwi and Stan came back with theirs... Hmm.. Must be some party..

As I was trying to foreplay her, my 2 mates called me.. Asking me for condoms.. Wah lau... Then i took a pack of Durex Performa to their rooms.. my gal asked where was I going.. I said..to save lives with these...

Inside my room, we took turns to bathe... As Bro thecock advised, KTV gals not really not as service oriented as HC gals... So I was ready... Then after she took this long bath... she wanna off all the lights.. Crazy.. I kept the night light on..Then we small talk abit and then action began...

I began planting small kisses on her neck and with a roving hair... I gently carressed her boobs then her slowly moved my way down to her little jungle.. But wat surprised me was that although its a little jungle, the part below the folds are cleanly shaven.. then I check further.. she even shaved her armpits.. OoooWooo.. Then that kinda got me excited..I began licking her ear lopes and began kissing downwards..gave her nipples a slow lick then follow by a motor tongue...then i venture down south..then i kissed her inner thighs gently and slowly moved towards her pearl.. but... i stopped suddenly to bring on some suspension.. and kiss up north again..and after I am done with her boobs and they are really nice to hold... I gave her a good painting.. hehehe.. Well.. As she was approaching climax.. my head was damn pain as she squeezed her thighs inwards.. She released her hold after she came.. I could see the blushes on her face which I like to see..

Then she began to lick me over ( somehow we like dogs in heat ah? ) Hmm.. But no BJ lehz.. quite disappointing...Anyway.. she said she wanted to cap me for a FJ.. Then I reach out to my Durex and gave it to her.. Hmmm we kinda have a hard time putting it on.. Well after some fumbling.. it was done.. Then I proceed with a slow missionary... It was rather tight and well lubricated.. I guess it was from the painting... hehehe.. Then once I got the momentum... I went faster... seeing that she began to bring my fat ass towards her.. i went with the flow... Once she release the hold.. I changed to sideways and began slidling in and out.. Hmm. then after a few mins.. I felt a cramp in my left calf.. then I quickly switch back to missionary... but with her legs up in the air.. I licked her heels gently and she tremble slightly.. then i lick on the toes.. which she began struggling.. I dont know if she likes it..but i kinda like the expression.. pervert? maybe...

Then as I realised I was coming, i requested for doggie.. and my..she was quick in turning over.. and i guided my dick right into the waiting hole.. after a few mins of pumping.. I finally came.. with bead of sweat all over my body..
Although I have cummed, I still kept pumping to try if i could do a 2nd round right away... but the feeling was not there anymore and my dick began to soften.. Then here comes the funny part.. As i pull off my dick.. my condom got stucked in her pussy and i ended up spraying my cum all over her back and the bed.. she was still in the doggie style position..Then i pulled out the condom and checked for leakage.. luckily its ok..

Then we took our baths and went on the sleep with a dry towel to cover the semens.. both of ours.. hehehe... she checked..

I tried to have a second round in the morning.. but was interrupted by 2 banging of the doors and 2 phone calls...

Then at 1230pm, I bade her farewell and join the rest of the gang at Fuhao..

Name:Hai Yan from Hunan
Age: 23
Face: 7.5 - looks like a singapore actress i cant recall the name..
Body: 7.5/10 - 34C but with some baby fats on the sides which is a nice hold
BJ: NO?!!
FJ: 7/10 - No pro active
Damage: RMB800

RTF: see how lor.. said she coming to ZS to visit me..

PS dont know she suay or i suay.. that nite my ball lost again.. haiz..

Firstly I would like to welcome bro R into the hse and there are some quote which I think he is rite we are impressive and attendtion grabbing. Have u seem 8 to 9 super size me in 1 day?

Anyway he is rite lah we really did enjoy our self and we r planning to have president suite the next time as most of us got on well with each other.

Good FR mate keep it up but stop acting cute can bo? Haha

Maybe next time hope that more new members will join us in the quest for more adventure....

Regards,
Oakleyeug

Fuhao FR 1

Hi brudders,like wat bro sino had said...kanna the CP gong tao liao....hehe
Went down to CP last nite and joined some of the bros for KTV but no mood to take gal fm there so decided to go sauna at FH.

Gal: #121 - fm sichuan
Age: 21
Wt/Ht: 40kg/the most 158cm
Face: 6/10 - average look
Boobs: 6/10 - 32A wif brownish tits
Body: 6/10 - fair skin,no armpit hair,mini forest
BJ: 5/10 - wif cap,no deep throat juz action oni
AR: NIL - tot it's inclusive in the service
FJ: 6/10 - did her in 3 position: missionary,mi kneeling wif her facing mi and she on top riding...cummed on the last..oni 1 shot for the nite
Overall: 6/10 - quite accomodating but services nt as good as compare to others i had tried
Damage: 218 (O/N room) + 300 (gal)=518BMB

Didn't opt for O/N...juz wan a good nite sleep after the bonk.

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Most funniest quote in CP: 我的子宫好像歪了

MY ASSAULT ON CHANG PING

Episode 1: Greenfields

Friday 17 Sep 2130 hours: Arrived in HK hotel after 11 hours in the air and reported in for duty with S2 who gave me final instructions for my full assault on CP the next day. I did not sleep well that night as I felt a bit nervous but yet excited about the prospects of cheonging in a completely new territory with brothers that I have never met other than in the Sammyboy forum.

Saturday 18 Sep 1200 hours: Checked my gear and ammunition supplies (I have enough for 52 rounds…kekekeke) for my 9 days invasion of Guangdong and headed to the KCR station. Couldn’t read much Chinese but managed to ask around for directions. I knew I was in the correct waiting lounge when I noticed about 50 guys and about 3 ugly looking women (one was an ang mo) loitering around waiting for the gate to open. When I finally boarded the train I rang S2 again to confirm that I have made it safely on board (don’t want the boys to start the party without me mer…)

Saturday 18 Sep 1440 hours: When I arrived at CP I was the last to disembark due to my big luggage and my unfamiliarity with the station. As I came down the stairs to the main foyer all alone I could spot about 8 Sland cheongsters right away, simply by the way they dressed, gathering in small groups chatting amongst themselves. Almost all of them were dressed in jeans and T-shirts and I felt a little out of place in my polo shirt and dress pants. I spied one lone cheongster casually leaning against a pillar and went up straight away to introduce myself. Walau, I couldn’t believe my luck, the very first cheongster I introduced myself to was none other than the one and only King of Guangzhou himself, Tr|ppl|ng (sorry Tr|ppl|ng, this will be the only time I mention your name as it was too important an event to miss out). S2 then came over and also introduced himself and together we headed to our hotel in Yalan.

Next episode….When is it the right time to listen to your little brother?

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Hi Oakley, how's Sland and how are the LSBs in JB? It was really fun having you around. Remember when we walking around, hands on each other's shoulder, trying to pick our girls and one of them (less than half your size) yelled out, "yao ming, yao ming ah..." Not sure whether she had mistaken you for someone else or whether she was begging for her life! LOL As you know we were the two biggest guys around and it was hard for all the girls not to notice us! I tell you, next time don't be distracted by the JAL uniform and concentrate on the tai bao instead!
I had a most wonderful time in CP so much so that getting an apartment there is still weighing heavily in my mind. All I now need to do is to get authorisation from the Home Minister. Do any brothers here have any clever ideas?
Anyway, in my 9 days I had 13 girls (some I took overnight otherwise I could have had more!) and one rest day. Even God must rest after 6 days mer...
I thought that was pretty good for an old man like me. On the last day, after all the boys had left, I have to jia you hor and burn the midnight oil...kekeke! Played until I had no sleep at all. Wah, damn tired man! At breakfast in the hotel this damn chio head waitress, seeing that I had been a regular for the past week asked me where I was from and from there we started chatting and I left her with some Kiwi souvenirs and phone number. (If I play my cards right, I think next time I will have a good chance of bedding her). Then I had to rush over to HK to buy all the things that the HM had on her shopping list. By the time I walked into the airport I could hardly stand up. Never mind, still have time for one last fling and started chatting to this shop assistant in the toy shop...kekeke! No chance lah, gold digger but still it was quite fun flirting with her.
All up, the total damage for 9 days in Guangdong came to just over 10,000RMB. Wah, so damn cheap eh! I cannot think of any other place in the world where I can have so much fun for less, especially where language, culture and food ALSO do not pose a problem.
Don't worry, I'll be in Suzhou soon and I'm looking to you to show me where all the action is!
Last but not least, I must specially thank Tr|ppl|ng and Alvin for all the help and info that they so freely gave to me to make my stay that much more interesting and fun. Without them, I think I would have been quite lost.

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Hahaha...10,000rmb is a good deal man.

I have yet to calculate my butcher's bill for my near 2 weeks chionging, in Shenzhen, Taiping (Note : Its not ChangPing, sobsob), Macau, Hong????.

On a silly night of KTV chionging in Tian Shan Ren Jian, i spend slightly more than 4000rmb. Fucking hell, to impress or rather to entertain my cousin who tag along this time around, i open a bottle of Gordon Bleu for him at 2600rmb or around there.

Thinking of it now, i was not even sure if that bottle was genuine or not..haha...as we drank perharps 1 dozen of beers for the three of us liao.

Was told even Tsing Tao beer, Coca-Cola, hard liquours alot of fakes...

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Me:Can you be my gf?
Girl:We are friends, ok?
Me: How about fuck buddies?
Girl: No. Never. You not handsome.
Me:.......(feel my hate!! dine in hell !! nbcb!! )

MY ASSAULT ON CHANG PING

Episode 2: Operation Fuhao

Saturday 18 Sep 1500 hours: S2 took me to the hotel to check in. I felt like a VIP for there was no form to fill in. I was given the key right away and shown the lift. S2 came into my room and casually handed out his command, “Assemble in the front foyer in 5 minutes.” I had barely put down my bag and could only make a feeble attempt to salute and replied, “Aye, aye soh!”

Sure enough, S2 was furiously pacing the pavement getting impatient as I made my appearance about 3 minutes late. (As I think about it now, I did notice at that time that the pavement was showing clear signs of wear and tear.) His face lit up a little when he spotted me and immediately waved for a cab. Operation Fuhao was finally underway.

Saturday 18 Sep 1520 hours: I noticed a few brothers wondering around like headless chooks as I entered the front foyer of the Fuhao Hotel. As soon as they spotted the arrival of S2, everyone fell into single file and we marched towards the lift. As we came out of the lift on level 3 we were greeted by two rows of pretty girls lined up against each side of the wall. ‘Welcome, welcome! We look forward to be of service!” They all sang in unison.

We were shown to a room featuring an unusual looking chair, designed obviously with the pleasures of lovemaking in mind. Ms Zhang, our mummy, came in and took charge of proceedings. Several groups of girls (ranging in numbers from 2 to 6) paraded themselves before our lusty eyes and a few of the brothers made their selections. I did not pick any of the girls because I was suffering from information overload, trying hard to make up my mind. I then decided to leave and just then Ms Zhang said that she would find me a special girl. I nodded and said that I would have a look. Ms Zhang left the room and I was alone. I waited for a few minutes and decided then to head to the lift and make my way down to the restaurant downstairs to join some of the other brothers who were having their snacks/meals.

As I walked towards the lift, for some unexplained reason, my little brother began to make his ascent. I guess he was trying to tell me that he did not want to miss out on any action. Imagine this thing sticking out in my pants which made me very uncomfortable and I wondered if any of the hotel staff noticed. I quickly found a chair in the lift lobby and sat down to hide from this embarrassing situation while I waited for the lift. Suddenly, Ms Zhang appeared with a fair looking girl in tow. I stood up and so did my little brother but only this time it was parallel to the floor! By this time, my little brother was in and out of control and all I could only mutter was, “yes, yes…” to everything.

Next episode… It is time to tell you how my little brother got well and truly licked and a pact was made with my MM.

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Yes, I had worked out a budget before I made the trip based on the feedback from some of the brothers here in this forum. Hence, I have much to thank them for. Again I have to single out Tr|ppl|ng and Alvin for all the help and advice they have given me without which it wouald have cost me hell of alot more and the enjoyment factor would have been greatly diminshed.

Yes, you must join Sinoview one day and from what I've read I'm sure you will have heaps of fun with his group of mates. Brother Sinoview, It's a shame I missed you in CP. I hope next time I'll have the good fortune to cheong with you.

Padded bras hmmm, sounds familiar....hehehehe....I think you have to ask Bro Oakleyeug about that. He is the inhouse expert. He measures breasts by the size of his palm...

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Would be honoured to join u and Sinoview of course in CP, i am almost guaranteed of a good time!

Btw i bought some panties and bras for my china tirak, 100rmb = 5sets of panties and bras. Courtesy of a good friend in LOWU commerical building/shopping centre.

P.S: Licking her CB through newly bought purple lacy panties = lagi BEST!

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Me:Can you be my gf?
Girl:We are friends, ok?
Me: How about fuck buddies?
Girl: No. Never. You not handsome.
Me:.......(feel my hate!! dine in hell !! nbcb!! )

MY ASSAULT ON CP

Episode 3: King Dick makes his stand (and got licked instead)

She grabbed me by the hand and led me to the room where I was previously in. I followed along, like a lamb to the slaughter. (Sorry, don’t flame hor brothers. This was my first time to an HC in China, so innocent like a virgin lor.) After all the formalities, including one hotel staff insisting that he took off my socks for me personally while I sipped my tea, my ger led me to the shower (see, newbie like me remember to shower hor…)

While showering, my ger saw that my little brother was always standing at attention so she knelt down, gave it a good wash and then without warning pop it straight into her mouth and began to suck on it as if it was a lollipop! Walau, buay tahan liao. First time I was blown like that without a condom in a long time. We seemed to spend ages in the shower and I was getting the blowjob of my life. I think she preferred talking to my didi than to me!…hehehehe

I decided to skip the sauna and proceeded straight to the bed. I could not lay face down with my didi sticking out so she grabbed a small towel and wrapped around it. Then she grabbed it from behind me and pulled it between my legs and asked me to lie face down. It was uncomfortable at first but I soon got used to it. The clock started ticking and milk, tea, ice, jelly treatment were all SOP but for the life of me I wasn’t sure why she liked sticking her tongue in my ear more often than was necessary. Perhaps, I thought maybe she wanted to fuck me instead. When I touched her pussy, she was already quite wet.

She asked me to turn over, the towel fell away from my didi and there it stood, proudly in all its naked glory. She couldn’t take her eyes off it and with a twinkle in her eye she asked, “Ni sihuan zuo shenme le?” Of course lor, I told her I would like her to give my little brother more of the same treatment. She quickly agreed and asked me to sit on the chair so that we would both be comfortable. Wow, could she suck, could she ever! I liked the bit where we gently raked the length of my dick with her teeth and looked at me in the eye with this sexy CFM look. I wasn’t going to give in as I was equally determined that I wasn’t going to give in to this b*tch until after I’ve given her a fuck of her life.

After about 20 minutes of sucking my dick, it was my turn to ask her to sit on the chair while I explore her body with my fingers and tongue. It was a beautiful sight, seeing this naked body laid out for me to feast on. (Oh BTW, I was happy to skip dinner after that!) She had lovely pink nipples and very little armpit hair (almost not noticeable). She had lovely pink pussy lips which parted by themselves to welcome my tongue and ahhhh yes, it tasted sweet. As she moaned softly, she began to call out, “Wo shou bu liao le…wo shou bu liao le…” and suddenly became squirmish to my every touch. She quickly capped me and shoved my dick into her without a moment’s hesitation. Maybe she was a good actor but as my hands roved around her body I kissed her on the lips and they felt rather swollen and juicy but yet quite cold. We tried a few positions but the one that I particularly liked was when she knelt on the chair in a somewhat hunched position with her bum facing me and almost touching her heels while I drilled into her from behind….wah, damn shiok… I finally came in the missionary position as I wanted to see her face which was distorted by expressions of pleasure. “Ah…ahh…ahhh..ahhh…” she panted as I rammed into her.

We rested for a few minutes and she asked me whether I had a good time. I said yes and would probably RTF her tomorrow. She was very happy to hear that but expressed doubts that I would with so many choices of gers in CP. So we made a pact, if I return the next evening she would spend the night with me for free! When I asked her what time she finished work, she said 3.00am. Tiu Cheebye, I thought, so late! But to keep to the spirit of the moment as there was obviously some sexual attraction between us we made a pact by hooking on each other’s little finger as a symbolic gesture. Anyway, she insisted that I take her phone number which she gave me and asked me to call her if I needed some company.


FR summary

Name: “Ah Tan” from Sichuan I think.

Number: 123

Age: Late teens early twenties (didn’t ask)

Face: 6/10

Boobs: 7/10 Good sized tits with pink nipples

Body: 6.5/10 Fair skin with sparse hair and very little armpit hair (almost not noticeable)

BBJ: 8/10. This is the highlight for me. The best I had in a long time. Somehow, the capped BJ disappears almost into oblivion in comparison.

AR: When she tried inserting the straw I just tensed up and elected to skip that bit.

FJ: 7.5/10 SOP in 3 or 4 positions. She was very accommodating and I think she enjoyed herself judging from the passionate kiss and juicy swollen lips which became quite cold when I kissed her.

Damage: 168RMB for room and I gave the ger 400RMB (Aiyoh, sorry brothers please don’t flame hor. I don’t want to spoil the market but this was my first MM in China and she was very good to me. It was all my little brother’s fault hor…. He started it! But please have pity on him. Look at it this way: His boss beats him all the time. He is engaged to two nuts and his nearest neighbour is an arsehole…Surely, with all the pampering that he got from the ger, it has to be worth a 100RMB tip. What do you say?)

RTF: Ya lah. I think I have some unfinished business to do in CP….

Sorry brothers for the long FR, got a bit carried away liao....hehehehe. Next episode, the brothers go hunting in the Amazon jungle.

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anyone tried foot massage girls before? noticed some foot massuese at New Century foot massage and other massage places are quite pretty but dun think they do sideline.... anyone tried?

Yes, I've tried elsewhere in China but not in Changping. Anything is possible. Give it your best shot, you'll never know what you'll end up with by sianing them. Just be careful though, you might land up with more than you bargained for when you go for a freebie or non-pro. You've been warned...

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Events in Chang ping
Shenzhen, Dongguan,Zhuhai Assault

Hmmm... from foot massage place.. can On one lahz..
Still remember the time with another Samster go HJ for foot massage...
was wondering why they will stimulate ur nipples in a foot massage session.. ..

Heheheh... anyway good luck...

Don't think it works. I find the girls pressing their titties against my feet or brushing them against me instead most of the time. Is it my imagination or maybe its just because I got long legs.

I think sianing works. Besides, Bro CBYS has got a formula that works for him, why change something if it ain't broke.

Anyway, it's all about individual style. I'd suggest do whatever that suits your character rather than sticking to a formula. Trying something unnatural and artificial to you will look just that.. unnatural and artificial. Some people smile a lot and people think they are very cheerful and carefree. Other people smile and girls think he's hum sup. Life's like that.

Worth a try to see if it suits your style. I think everyone should just find their own style and as long as it works, who cares?

Just my humble 2 avos.

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Guangdong HC Guide
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My fuckings in HK,Macau,SZ
Events in Chang ping
Shenzhen, Dongguan,Zhuhai Assault

I don know abt the way to simulate the gal but I definely tell u sianing DO WORK...

2 cents worth is that China MM easy to sian lah... Try and bingo confirm kena unless u really no hope 1 lah...

Any way good luck...