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Long overdue, just my comments on some of the places I visited BKK during my trips last year, still alot more places to add to the list but here's what I got so far, this information is correct as of Q3 2009.

Disclaimer; all the ratings n comments are based on my own personal experience and rates and charges might be higher or lower than what others r paying but it is what I paid (I dont haggle as much so ending paying slightly more)

Hopefully some regular bros can help give an update on what the new scene is like

G-Club

Mirage
Location: Base of HIP hotel, Ratchada
Type: KTV/G-club
Cover charge: None
Drinks: ok prices but dont ask for cocktails as they dont even know how to make a gin & tonic
Girls: 5.5-6/10 Average at best, maybe only one gem but she would stick to the Jap uncles only

Ok how it works is, u go in sit at a table n order drinks n then choose from the 15 or so girls there to accompany u. then u choose songs of which they will go up on stage n sing as a group or just by herself. when she is doing this the mama/papa/ladyboy-san will push u to buy money sashes (yes it is bunch of 1000baht notes clipped together)

Carribean Club
Location: Until today i'm still not sure, just tell driver opposite Natong food court
Type: Gogo Bar/ G-Club
Price: 2400baht for 1 liter Smirnoff, 400baht mixers, 100baht snacks/mixed nuts
Girls: 6-7.5/10 Lots of them too hard to see everyone, place it really big too

Got a very cute Chiang Mai girl named Pleng. Ok the way it works here is each girl costs 500baht per/hour but the initial hour is 1000baht, she doesnt go anywhere to dance/serve other guests or anything she will stay with u until u dismiss her. What u do with her is entirely up to u, u can grabba grabba a bit, FK abit but nothing too obvious. U can also try to get one of the bikini girls but they have to dance every so often n the normal escort girls r just as cute if not hotter that some of the bikini girls.

The show by the dancers/performers here is really top notch, i was quite impressed... they also have a live band n a few singers who will sing a few english songs like Zombie but towards the end the Thai live band singing Thai songs was really superb!

Not that many customers seeing as it was a weekday but I think when I was there it was not long before they closed

Claudia KTV
Location: Ratcha Road, further up from Emanuelle
Type: KTV
Price: didnt buy anything
Girls: 5/10 not really great

As I walked in mama-san asked me to choose a girl first, as the line-up formed I realised this place is not worth my time. Tried to leave but mama-san so pushy ask me to take one girl n have one drink first. Lie n said waitin for friend n quickly escaped.

Sherbert
Location: Ekkamai
Type: G club
Price: about 2600baht for a 750ml bottle of vodka + 400baht mixers + 500baht fruits n chicken wings etc.. + 3000baht for a girl to sit with u all night
Girls: 6.5/10 probly one of the better g-clubs with alot more younger girls to choose from

On some days they have like bikini fashion shows/ music concerts, so u should try to go during one of these events. U can definitely try to hook up with one of these girls, I’m no pro player but I did manage to get one girl on the second visit n I'm just an average joe with average looks n an average income

MP

Nataree 1
Location: Ratcha Road, just after the Emerald Hotel
Type: MP
Girls: late20s to late30s (no SYTs only seasoned pros)
Price: 1800bath for 2 hours

Mostly older girls, all look like veterans so u can be sure the service would at least be top notch, good place for those MILF hunters

Nataree 2
Location: Ratcha Road, just after the Emerald Hotel next to Nataree 1
Type: MP
Girls: 6-7/10 early20s (SYT galore)
Price: 2500bath for 2 hours (some bros managed to get it down to 2200baht)

Really best place for a cheap release, as theres tonnes of SYTs to choose from. Girls arent as pretty as the ones at Amsterdam but I think this place is pretty good $$ value

Emanuelle
Location: Ratcha Road, just after Emerald Hotel, go past Nataree and turn left
Type: MP
Girls: Mixed. mid20s (VIPs) to mid30s (fishbowl)
Price: 3500baht for VIPs not sure about fishbowl girls, all too old

Not many ones that could make it in the fishbowl, so asked to view the VIPs, wow! so called VIPs all FAIL! dare to call urselves VIPs when u r same quality if not worse then the SYTs at Nataree 2... no dice!

Hi-Class
Location: Next to Emanuelle
Type: MP
Girls: SYTs early20s but low quantity, only 1 decent girl rest were average
Price: 2600baht for 2hours

To the famous...
Poseidon
Location: Ratcha Road, on the left past Claudia KTV (3mins drive from HIP Hotel)
Type: MP
Girls: Mixed, early-late30s girls on lvl2, VIPs early-late20s on lvl3
Price: depends on girls rank, 2600-3600-4000baht fisbowl-VIP-Model class

Again, fishbowl had nothing decent, all old mamas so take the lift up to lvl3 to see the VIPs. Again WTF??!! so called VIP n Model really can’t make it... so disappointed (maybe still too early..3.30pm)

Amsterdam
Location: Corner of Asoke and Din Daeng, opposite Grand Mecure Hotel
Type: MP
Girls: 6.5/10 with a few 7.5/10 in the model cats
Price: similar to Poseidon

Defo the best place with the hottest girls i’ve seen in an MP so far, the models r way hotter than the average n so is the price but service is not guaranteed, but defo a must try at least once

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Club/Bar

Spice
Location: Base of Ambassador Hotel, Sukhumvit
Type: Disco
Cover charge: yes, cant remember..300 baht + 1 free drink
Drinks: pretty cheap, only had alco-pops dont know about the rest
Girls: 5.5-6/10 Average, mostly thai girls, some local n some FLs with a few tourists

Lots of US/UK dudes hangin around here pickin up the thai FLs (mostly fair type FLs) about 2 of them approached me, quoted 1500baht for ST... none were my type so decided to move on to a different club

Flix
Location: RCA
Type: Disco
Cover charge: none
Drinks: slightly more compared to everywhere else but still cheap
Girls: 5-7.5/10 Mixed, quite a number of cuties but most with bfs already
The FLs usually hang out by the exits (becareful as the ladyboys also hang around this area)

Told cab driver to take me to Spazzo which apparently has high-end FLs... was sexcited on the way.

Asshole taxi took me to Embassy MP instead! i know this place gives a cut to taxis for bringin customers here, i refused to get out of taxi n told him to take me where he was supposed to. Again this ass took me to another MP Harem... i got down n just walked off to main road n hailed another cab. wasted an hour n missed out on Spazzo, so i went to Bossy 2 which apparently opened till 6am.

Bossy 2
Location: Not sure, there are a few Bossy clubs this one was part of a dead end street right at the end in Sukhumvit
Type: Disco
Cover charge: 300baht + 1 free drink
Drinks: Cheap! Alco pops were only 120baht per stubbie
Girls: 6-7/10 Mixed, lots of tourists n local thai girls (FLs for sure)

its like a UN punter summit, u could sees punters from all over the globe here n also a few clueless tourists who were tricked by the taxi drivers n led here. Mostly Thai FLs with quite a few foreign tourist chicks with their friends too.

Saw a group of SYT UK girls, went over n bought them a few drinks n started dancing with them. Started grinding my target just to test waters n she responded favorably (good outlook!) Got really drunk, hurt my knee a few times walking up the stairs ouch! Dropped them off at the Grand President, as her friends were gettin out of cab she said i was in no condition to get home alone n that she would look after me (Score!)

Head back to HIP hotel n used the ground floor lift instead of the lobby lift so recep girls wont see me bringin back guests hehe