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Long story cut short here, next Friday I have to be drunk for a company event. "Daddy" you wanna come fetch me home just in case all my petite colleagues can't carry the 0.** ton me?
Well, guess there's many volunteers offering u a ride. Add my number next to 999 and 995 lah when others fail. I will include stretcher...not for you, for your petite colleagues, in case you tai-bo them
sounds like a mambo queen in zouk.Are you? hey! it IS wednesday tonight. lol!
Bro, no more Mambo Jambo le la!
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Originally Posted by Reoxy
It is also likely to include you...
你可以带我”飞上天“吗？
其实我们现在吃的米也是杂种。无论是纯种还是杂种，只要不是变种就是好种。
找一天我们一起去芽笼吃牛肉河粉好吗？so要去吗？; )
You don't hang your clothes huh? You bury them huh? Still need to dig...
I think so too, suddenly don't feel safe about it.
我的样子不管怎么看都像变种喔！还有，我的答案还是一样：＂变态！我都不吃牛肉你还叫我去吃牛肉河粉！＂
And yes I bury them in my walk-in closet of 7 doors. Now I totally regret spending all my money on clothes that I can't wear because I am so much fatter than before now.
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Originally Posted by PUMIT
Allow Me to send you and make sure you are safely home. All inclusive means all that you can think of..
That sounds so dangerous, I think I rather go beg my boss to allow me be sober next Friday.
Come to think of it, now I feel that it's gonna be so dangerous to go tomorrow especially since I have to wake up at 5am the next morning. Either I'm allowed to drink non-alcoholic drinks or else I better not go LOL.
That sounds so dangerous, I think I rather go beg my boss to allow me be sober next Friday.
Come to think of it, now I feel that it's gonna be so dangerous to go tomorrow especially since I have to wake up at 5am the next morning. Either I'm allowed to drink non-alcoholic drinks or else I better not go LOL.
Agreed, all my female friends all commented that I'm very dangerous. Probably just because of my confidence and attitude.
Don't drink too much alcohol tomorrow then, surely will lead to oversleeping! Too bad I am tied down by work and cant be there tomorrow.
Agreed, all my female friends all commented that I'm very dangerous. Probably just because of my confidence and attitude.
Don't drink too much alcohol tomorrow then, surely will lead to oversleeping! Too bad I am tied down by work and cant be there tomorrow.
Cheers bro.
U are not alone...
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Clubbing Addict and Party Animal.
Loves a good adventure and a new experience.
A swinger Initiate and loving it.
"When you are youthful and attractive, why not play the field? You are wasting your youth if you don't. It is not a crime to be promiscuous!" - Cecil Chao
Well, guess there's many volunteers offering u a ride. Add my number next to 999 and 995 lah when others fail. I will include stretcher...not for you, for your petite colleagues, in case you tai-bo them
Yah because my petite colleagues are so much prettier and cutie than me isn't it?
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Originally Posted by Reoxy
Like that also 变态...
最多是 Insensitive...
I like beef. Easy to cook.
变态 is my 口头禅, LOL.
I prefer eggs. Even easier to cook and high in protein. Good choice to eat egg whites as breakfast for a good source of protein.
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Clubbing Addict and Party Animal.
Loves a good adventure and a new experience.
A swinger Initiate and loving it.
"When you are youthful and attractive, why not play the field? You are wasting your youth if you don't. It is not a crime to be promiscuous!" - Cecil Chao
"LOL"?? and this is before you've seen me naked hmmm...
Why should I LOL when I see you naked? Unless you have an unusually funny dick?
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Originally Posted by Reoxy
Most neh nehs feels big in my hobbit hands... I will definitely make you feel very well-endowed..
Ai Seh. Steady. If I very thirsty and order a half-yard still considered 1 drink?
Hobbit hands? Are you a dwarf? Okay, so greedy then no more drinks for you!
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Originally Posted by ac171
Long story cut short here, next Friday I have to be drunk for a company event. "Daddy" you wanna come fetch me home just in case all my petite colleagues can't carry the 0.** ton me?
They can all come for a walk-in-interview tonight....heh...
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Originally Posted by justdifferent
no gizbabe, we're not an item. what makes you even suggest that!
i don't know alot about horoscopes but i know quite alot of people who are 'natural performers' and they're mostly from these 2 signs.
Anyway, I think both of you look super cute together!!
"natural performers"?? in bed??? how did you know?? LOL!!
I am a true blue pisces. The best of all the star signs!
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03-10-2012, 10:37 PM
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