Life's of a part time taxi driver ( non-sexual )

[ColdBlood99]

Mbs bell boy are escorting them, the ladies are wearing dress and the guy are wearing coat, probably are some big shot which going to some function.

Not sure if the ladies are local but the speak some singlish, they enter my taxi and say ...

Lady: uncle, we are going to collyer quay.
Taxi driver: collyer quay? How to spell? Embarrassing
Lady: c o l l y e r q u a y.
Taxi driver: okay got it, let's go.

They were chatting some business stuff and were laughing away, the guy took some scenery photos during the journey so I slow down to let him take some singapore flyer photo and he say to me, you are lucky to be Singaporean, it's such a nice country, so I just reply "ya I suppose we are lucky, but in my heart I was whining, Singapore is not for Singaporean anymore if is still for us why I need to work 15-18 hours? daily? Why my dad 60 year old still need to work 14-16 hour as well?

The ladies start to ask questions

Ladies: hey uncle how old are you.
Taxi driver: 30 year old
Ladies: opps, we should have call you brother.
Taxi driver: it's okay I'm use to it already.
Ladies: why u start driving taxi at this age.
Taxi driver: this is my part time job, I have a full time job.
Ladies: which mean you do not slp at all?
Taxi driver: yes I still slp but 3-4 hr daily.
Ladies: that must be hard on you.
Taxi driver: I still can take it.


So I drive in to Fullerton hotel pick up / alight point, the guy sit in Infront pass me a $50 note when the fare about $12-$13. The ladies behind mention I have small change but the guy insist to pay, that probably is pride issue lol.

So I want to pass back the change to him, one of the lady say hey brother, just pass him $35 back, the rest is for you to buy teh Tarik. So I look at the lady and thanks her for her kind gesture.

Before she alight she say take care brother.

Next story will be 2 big tits thai ladies going Clare quay and an old auntie going bedok!

I will not disclose anymore daily earning as per some bro advise in pm. If you interested in driving I can disclose to u personally.

[qill]

Originally Posted by ColdBlood99

Mbs bell boy are escorting them, the ladies are wearing dress and the guy are wearing coat, probably are some big shot which going to some function.

Not sure if the ladies are local but the speak some singlish, they enter my taxi and say ...

Lady: uncle, we are going to collyer quay.
Taxi driver: collyer quay? How to spell? Embarrassing
Lady: c o l l y e r q u a y.
Taxi driver: okay got it, let's go.
you interested in driving I can disclose to u personally.

Good to hear your story.

[qill]

Originally Posted by ColdBlood99

Mbs bell boy are escorting them, the ladies are wearing dress and the guy are wearing coat, probably are some big shot which going to some function.

Not sure if the ladies are local but the speak some singlish, they enter my taxi and say ...

is pride issue lol.

you interested in driving I can disclose to u personally.

Respect you, in sg, taxi driver not easy, taxi every where and rental ex, petrol ex, everything also ex.

Part time still not so bad, for full time is worst.

[ColdBlood99]

After alighting then I proceed to mbs, this is the another route which I have already familiar, while I'm strolling at about 40-50km/hr I saw 2 ladies flag my taxi, from far I can see 1.5 balls which is more powderful then Manchester United, it's was a v cut dress but the 2 ball almost drop out, u guys probably feel like catching them right? Lol.


Thai lady: uncle clakeke quayy
Taxi driver: you mean clake quay? The place where a lot of ppl party?
Thai lady: yes!

Through out the journey I was thinking of a joke which I always laugh at ppl, imagine if you go bonk Thai lady but suddenly if you remove her dress end up she is poking you, this will be pretty scary lol. So u guys probably make sure u check 1st before booking them. Hehe

Clake quay as usual hot spot for taxi driver, which make me love to go there fetch customer no matter what time it is.

Taxi driver: reach!
Thai lady: uncle how much?
Taxi driver: $10.30
Thai lady: here your $10.30
Taxi driver: thanks pretty
Thai lady: drive safely ok?
Taxi driver: okay thanks, you too party safely k?
Thai lady: okay I will.

After alighting a customer flag me to bedok, normally when I reaching the destination I will look around the road see if there is any customer standing at road side so it will make me easier after alighting them, that what I always tell my customer, call me if u need my service, no matter where u are I will always be there for you. I normally shower my tender love care to my customer and they always repaid me with tips. That is where u increase your daily income.

After I alight the guys at bedok, I notice an old granny flag my taxi and I proceed toward her.

So guess what? To be continue!

[ColdBlood99]

I proceed to her direction and she was happy, probably wait for cab very long.


Granny: bedok @$)!&$(
Taxi driver: Huh ._." Li kong si mi?
Granny: bedok pak pak ave 1
Taxi driver: auntie si mi pak pak? Wa kio bo Kiu!
Granny: pissed! Why can't u guys understand "Cantonese"
Taxi driver: lucky I watch 陈浩楠movie when I young, so I understand basic Cantonese. Auntie u mean bedok south Ave 1?
Granny: pak pak yes south.
Taxi driver: took me few min to communicate, really are one chicken one duck.


So I proceed to bedok south ave 1, 5min later.

Granny: @&$?$&@!)(&
Taxi driver: I notice something not right as I heard she mumbling here is not her house.
Taxi driver: auntie is this place you house?
Granny: no, I want to go to bedok pak pak Ave 1.
Taxi driver: in my heart I already pissed that why she wair for so long for cab probably other driver don't understand what is pak pak!

So as a professional driver I talk to the granny in Chinese, auntie 你想去bedok东南西北啊。

Granny: bedok pak pak Ave 1
Taxi driver: so I think I cannot keep listen to her pak pak, I need to be proactive, I went to bedok north ave 1.

From north to south took about 5 min, she was whining in cantoese that, as a taxi driver why I don't know road? But I was thinking in other way round, if you could say pak as north it's will be much more easy.

As oldies tend to be more nagging which I understand in my heart. After a left turn she finally recongize some of the building! Bingo! I finally brought her home.

She say thank you to me and I told her to pay me accordingly on how much she always pay to other taxi previously. After that I head back to clake quay.


Next story will be 3 ladies show their appreciation to me because ....


To be continues! I won't be writing till sat afternoon, today will be busy night.

[sootongs]

lol canto 北=puck. Finally understand. Pak pak... The granny want piak piak from u la

[highlysex]

Bump bump bump

[ahpui123123]

If in doubt with a female passenger, just bring her to Geylang

[ColdBlood99]

Let's continue before I start my driving in another 1 hr.

It's about 2am and mostly all the neighborhood are quiet so from bedok I proceed to Clake Quay, if u club over there you should know there are tons of ppl waiting for taxi and those clever ppl will start to walk out of main road and not to wait at taxi stand.

Upon reaching clake quay its was a long queue toward taxi stand, all 3 lanes was occupy by taxis, tons of customer are walking out to main road to flag for taxi, this is where the taxi driver wind down their window to choose their location.

As usual I'm a new bird ofcause I will be moving slowly at 3rd lane toward taxi stand, but there are few ang moh and drunkard flag my taxi, I didn't not pick them up because they might vomit in the taxi or later I will have problem sending them home, normally I don't choose customer but today I start to choose my customer.

My aim was to fetch ladies home 1st not because I'm horny or wanted to have some opportunity to have some quickie with them. It's dangerous for them to stay up there late because tons of deunkard was at the main road as well

3 ladies start to walk out and one ang moh was drunk trying to pester them, so they were scare and walk faster to the taxi but few of the taxi uncle dosnt want to pick up them, so I probably think it might be west area that why the uncle dosnt want to fetch them.

So they start to walk toward my taxi, my window was 1/4 wind down, the lady say something

1st lady: uncle we are going to 3 location( Owen rd, bukit batok, cck) please, we wait very long for the cab and all taxi driver dosnt want to fetch us.

Taxi driver: hmm okay hop on, let's go home!

1st 2nd 3rd ladies: weeeee thanks uncle.


During the journey they was talking about some bitches when they are partying so I was listening to their conversation and was smiling away. One of the lady caught me.

2nd lady: uncle why are u smiling away?

Taxi driver: nothing. Just funny on how you ladies describe the bitches.

All ladies: haha that is why there a Chinese word 三个女人等一一个market!

Taxi driver: haha indeed market lol

3rd lady: uncle you look young, why are u driving taxi?

1st lady: nb, your eye got open bigger or not, this one is ah bang leh, Simi uncle

Taxi driver: it's okay, I'm use to it. This is my part time job, I have a full time job.

2nd 3rd ladies: wow so chiong? Getting married Izzit?

1st ladies: hey uncle u got gf?

Taxi driver: relax leh, 1 by 1, I cannot handle market auntie all together.

All 3 ladies: nb say we auntie, we confirm younger then u.

Taxi driver: haha I'm 30 and I have a gf, marry in another 2 year time.

2nd ladies: Wah u 2 no chance liao, ah bang got gf liao lol.

Taxi driver: haha.

ETc etc

To be continue!

[ColdBlood99]

1st lady: ah bang u damn steady, we ask about few taxi drivers but they don't want to send us home but u just send us home.

Taxi driver: haiya no choice you 3 ladies so pretty how to not resist sending you home?

3 ladies: haha really meh?

Taxi driver: haha, no lah, actually I felt that it's dangerous for 3 ladies to stay up so late, so I decided to send you all home.

3rd lady: Wah ah bang you good sia.

Taxi driver: bo pian lady always have better advantage than guy, if is guy probably I won't accept. Coz scare they vomit in my taxi.

3 ladies: thanks ah bang we really apprecite your thought.


So 1st and 2nd ladies alight so left the last lady, upon reaching her destination the meter was near $30 and she pass me $35 and say to me, I appreciated your kind thought and here the $5 for you.

I was stunt and accept the tips so I say thank you miss, good night and take care before we part our way.


Next story will be a prc lady at mbs, Taiwan man at pasir ris and a pityful mid age lady at amk with popular voucher!

To be continue.

[taxi69]

Nice stories........
U learn fast
Keep it up

[blk437]

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[unregistered_10]

Good write up by TS.
up u +3 pts.

[BaronMunchausen]

Love reading your recounts.

[ColdBlood99]

After I alight 3 ladies it's about 3am and probably neighborhood have no more customer, so I proceed to go by AYE MCE to Mbs.

I thought it will be a long queue over there but to my surprise there was only 1 taxi over there outside casino. The Cisco police wasn't there anymore so we can park outside the main road to wait for customer.


1 lady walk out of the casino, went to the 1st taxi but the taxi is dosnt want to pick her therefore the lady walk toward my taxi, my window was 1/4 wind down, so she say to me in a Chinese ascent.


PRC lady: uncle, 我给你$50送我到jurong west ave 1.

Taxi driver: pause for 3 sec, I thought she was kidding, but I accept her offer. I calculate from mbs to jurong is not going to exceed $30, at least still got extra $20 to cover back empty taxi to town area, not too bad right?

Probably why she will offer this is because I believe she have experience that no taxi driver want to take her home and she is winning today that why propose $50. 5 min later she tell me that she don't have small change left all $1000 notes and left $40 so I say it's okay $40 will do.

if u tend to go for extra miles for ppl they will appreciate you as return you will get tips by them, but this wasn't happen all day, but daily a few dollar tips is confirm will receive by customer.


I call it a day that night it's was about 4.30am and I have to drive from jurong west to my house.