Geylang for Chinese speaking Singaporeans, Orchard Towers for foreigners and others

[BronzeGod]

First of all, let me say this is not an anti-foreigner thread.

But after seeing many many queries from foreign tourists, non-singaporeans living here, and non-Chinese bros, thought I'd address this group of people.

Often I find this group asking about how to enjoy Geylang, with some asking about legal whores from the People's Republic of China (PRC).

They ask if can get great services from them like AR, BBJ, GFE, CIM and so on.

Or complain that these chicks provide poor services and so on.

Well, let me be blunt here.

PRC legal whores generally prefer Chinese speaking bros as communication is much easier. At the same time, it's easier to build rapport and GFE (girlfriend experience) when you speak the lingua franca.

If you are not chinese or can't speak mandarin at all, then I'm sorry to say you may end up with a poor reception from PRC chicks as there are more than enough locals who speak mandarin to keep these chicks busy 12 hours a day... so they don't need business me thinks from foreigners or non-chinese.

I say this because I've spoken to many PRC chicks and they do tell me their preferences.

For Thai houses, it's anything goes. I think I've even seen bangladesh workers patronising the Thai houses these days. It's a cheap $50, so for foreign bros and non-chinese bros, this is highly recommended as you don't have to worry about language barrier too much as most Thais speak some basic English and aren't too fussy about their customers from what I can see.
Though of course, all girls would prefer to serve customers that are younger, healthy looking, hygienic and if good looking, why not. They're only human.

For foreign bros or those who do not speak mandarin seeking a good time in Singapore, I suggest you guys go to Orchard Towers, plenty of girls there from all over the globe to serve you.

You can negotiate with them all the services you want and you can reject also without having problems with a pimp or OKT.

So foreign or non-chinese speaking bros, stop asking us which girls are good in Geylang as Geylang is not for you, a better time may be found in Orchard Towers if you're not from around here and can't speak mandarin.

Some foreign bros ask whether got vietnamese or filipino girls in Geylang. I'd suggest if you want viet, go to Joo Chiat. If you want filipino girls, why not try Duxton, Boat Quay or talk to some maids at Lucky Plaza on Sunday.

Different meat markets for different market segments.

Thought I'd post this to lend a hand and make things clear to foreign or non-chinese speaking bros to save you all the trouble and heartache of navigating Geylang.

[Stressedboi]

Well said bro

[deep6161]

I am non speaking chineese and had mixed exp with PRC from Geylang for last 4 yrs .. but thai gals have been poor services for me.. certain PRC gals are soooo good to me..

[thomas11]

After 2 years in Singapore, I am finally getting used to Singapore's culture of "political incorrectness."

I don't speak a single word of Mandarin (an East Asian from US). Yet, I've had no problem whatsoever in getting decent service from most PRC ladies in Geylang. A couple of them even asked me to meet outside using Google translation (of course, I didn't take up on this). I thought the language you use in Geylang is an INTERNATIONAL language

[Summerhillt]

There is only 1 langauge in geylang. Its called $

[BronzeGod]

Originally Posted by Summerhillt

There is only 1 langauge in geylang. Its called $

Not always true. You can pay loads of $$$ to a girl but if she don't like to serve you for some reason, she can show you attitude ma.
Like certain race, let's call them "banana spirits" that girls don't like, they bring $$$ shake big backside like boss go to prc house, the okt never reject them but the girl say she sick cannot work. But after the "banana spirit" left, the girl suddenly come out serve other customers. I ever see this before.

But if you damn know how to sweet talk, your first session can be super mind blowing for just three blue bills.

[ArthurKop1331]

Originally Posted by BronzeGod

Not always true. You can pay loads of $$$ to a girl but if she don't like to serve you for some reason, she can show you attitude ma.
Like certain race, let's call them "banana spirits" that girls don't like, they bring $$$ shake big backside like boss go to prc house, the okt never reject them but the girl say she sick cannot work. But after the "banana spirit" left, the girl suddenly come out serve other customers. I ever see this before.

But if you damn know how to sweet talk, your first session can be super mind blowing for just three blue bills.

im really curious. u had got me wondering what is "banana spirits" ?? :P

[SBFqualityctrl]

Originally Posted by BronzeGod

...all girls would prefer to serve customers that are younger, healthy looking, hygienic and if good looking, why not. They're only human.

Phew, thank god i fit the above description.

[1bbcd5]

That is very good!

[xgal69]

A joke to share
My friend was roaming GL.
The okt asking him to go in to have a look, he reply no thks, bcoz today 15th.

[Nato17]

Originally Posted by xgal69

A joke to share
My friend was roaming GL.
The okt asking him to go in to have a look, he reply no thks, bcoz today 15th.

I do not understand the joke.

[joker88]

Originally Posted by BronzeGod

Not always true. You can pay loads of $$$ to a girl but if she don't like to serve you for some reason, she can show you attitude ma.
Like certain race, let's call them "banana spirits" that girls don't like, they bring $$$ shake big backside like boss go to prc house, the okt never reject them but the girl say she sick cannot work. But after the "banana spirit" left, the girl suddenly come out serve other customers. I ever see this before.

But if you damn know how to sweet talk, your first session can be super mind blowing for just three blue bills.

Actually the WL dun not need to fake illness to evade the "banana spirit".
She juz need to tell her OKT politely that she dun wan to serve him.
The OKT cannot force her to serve against her will.

Many malaysian WLs did tat last time when they see "banana spirit".
Last time I saw one malaysian WL walking in from another house, saw the "bs" and then she tell the OKt immediately that she dun want to serve him and she juz walk out.

We must remember that brothels in GL is a legal biz and govern by SG laws.
It is considered rape, if you force a girl to have sex without her consent, inclusive of prostitutes and/or other sex workers.

[unfit]

Originally Posted by Nato17

I do not understand the joke.

1st and 15th day of Lunar Calendar is Vegetarian Day for Taoist and Buddist bro...

[joker88]

Originally Posted by Nato17

I do not understand the joke.

For his religion, the !st and 15th of the month he must abstain from meat and women lah.

Only can consume veggies and water.

When he sees any SYT, he can only drip saliva but cannot dream of poking her lah.

[joker88]

Originally Posted by unfit

1st and 15th day of Lunar Calendar is Vegetarian Day for Taoist and Buddist bro...

Not only vegetarian lah. Char bor also cannot touch lah.