Chat-up line Anderson used to get girl into bed: F***! F***! F***!
By Matthew Acton

PREMIERSHIP ace Anderson scored with a model in a Travelodge toilet after chatting her up with those three little words: "F***, f***, f***."
The Manchester United midfielder, who is Brazilian and cannot speak English, demonstrated his low-league seduction techniques on a night out with team-mate Patrice Evra.

Firstly he tried to bed Leah Houghton, 20, IN FRONT of her pals and Evra in a hotel bedroom. Then he led her to the bathroom while their friends waited outside.

A pal of Leah said: "Anderson couldn't talk to her because he is from Brazil and only speaks Portuguese.

"So he took his top off, stripped to his boxers and socks and pushed Leah on to the bed in front of everyone.

"She asked, ‘What are you doing?' Evra translated for Anderson, who told Leah, ‘F**k, f**k, f**k.' Then he dragged her to the bathroom.

"He ripped off her grey pencil skirt and knickers, and they had sex on the toilet while we and Evra sat in the bedroom watching the TV.

"What a romantic guy!"

Last year we revealed Anderson, 19, had a six-hour romp with five hookers at team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo's house.

This time he got his kicks after an evening at swanky One-Six-One nightspot in Hale, Cheshire, with male pals including Man U's Evra, Louis Saha and Danny Simpson.

They were dancing when Anderson— whose full name is Anderson Luís de Abreu Oliveira—spotted Leah with her girl pals. The source said: "We didn't know who he was.

"Evra came over and told Leah he liked her. Anderson came over and took the lolly out of Leah's mouth and put it in his. Then he put it back in her mouth.

"He was wearing jeans, a scarf, a black T-shirt and a blazer with a pattern on the back in crystals.

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"Anderson couldn't talk to Leah, so Evra translated everything. He can understand Spanish, which is similar to Portuguese.

"Evra told Leah that Anderson wanted her to dance with him, and asked if she liked his hair."

Leah then teased Anderson by calling him "Roger" after an annoying character in US TV show Sister Sister.

But Anderson, a big-money signing from Portuguese team Porto last year, did not get the joke and invited the girls to a party.

The pal recalled: "We were all pretty drunk so we said yes. We got in two cars and ended up at a Marriott hotel near Manchester but it was full."


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Money-bags Anderson and Evra treated the girls to a nearby budget hotel instead.

The source said: "Before we got back in the cars it looked like it was going to kick off. One of the other girls got funny with Leah because she fancied Anderson too.

"But there was no doubting who Anderson wanted. He wrote, ‘I love you' with his finger on the frosty window and pointed at Leah.

"Then he snogged her in the car, all the way to the Travelodge.

"As soon as we got to one of the rooms, Anderson stripped and pushed Leah on the bed. After telling her what he wanted to do he waved at us to leave.

"But Leah had told us she didn't want to be left on her own.

"They had sex in the bathroom and used a condom. Leah said the sex was fast and rough.

"He sat on the toilet and she was on top of him. He was talking Portuguese all the time— she didn't understand a word.

"It only lasted ten minutes but she said he had a lovely body and was well endowed."

Afterwards Leah, who has the word "Scorpio" tattooed on her stomach, left with her pals.

But she saw Anderson again at Danny Simpson's 21st party in Manchester's 235 casino last month.

The source said: "Anderson waved but Leah didn't want to go over and talk to him. She said there was no point if there wasn't anyone to translate."

We're not surprised she didn't want the footballer to score with her again...

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Man Utd raid Liverpool for top England prospect


Manchester United have trumped Liverpool for teenage prospect Scott Wootton.
The People says the England youth international from the Wirral had been with the Anfield club since he was 12, but he and his family were upset when he was offered only a short-term deal to stay.

Wootton turned down the contract and was immediately picked up by United who offered him the chance to be a professional - after just one run-out in the under-18 side last week.

It is a major slap for Rafa Benitez's club and insiders reveal Wootton left because he thought there were too many foreigners at the club's academy and his way would be blocked.

And the size of his potential was quickly spotted by eager United.

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hi bros of man utd, here are some trivial news regarding man utd. please advice if i have posted wrongly or anything.. hope to add more to your reading pleasures in this thread regarding man utd..
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Just any good reading matl that you come across...

SO much sex romping sessions at Man Utd nowadays. SAF going to impose curfew soon...

Bloody saha parties when he is injuried... Sell him.. damm...

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Man Utd judged hottest team in Europe
February 26, 2008

Eurosport took into account both domestic and European performances, plus the relative difficulty of each team's league, to find out who is the best team in Europe.
European Power Rankings

1 (2) Manchester United - 23.44
2 (1) Internazionale - 23.21
3 (3) Arsenal - 22.96
4 (4) Barcelona - 22.94
5 (10) Roma - 20.63
6 (8) Everton - 20.26
7 (6) Chelsea - 19.86
8 (9) Fenerbahce - 19.81
9 (14) Liverpool - 19.59
10 (12) Milan - 19.17
11 (7) Porto - 19.11
12 (5) Real Madrid - 19.06
13 (18) Bayern Munich - 18.43
14 (15) Werder Bremen - 18.32
15 (20) Sevilla - 18.30
16 (11) Hamburg - 18.14
17 (-) PSV Eindhoven - 17.99
18 (16) Olympiacos - 17.71
19 (-) Lyon - 16.86
20 (13) Benfica - 16.61

Factors taken into account are a combination of both domestic and Champions League performances, factoring in the relative difficulty of each team's league, to find out who is the best team in Europe.

Scores are based on points per game in domestic league and European games.

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FERGIE IS NUTS OVER ANDERSON
27th February 2008 By Bill Thornton Your Shout

Anderson is in line for his 13th Premier League start on Saturday – with Sir Alex Ferguson hailing his Brazilian youngster as a star of the future.

Ferguson admitted Anderson got into his team only because of injury to Paul Scholes in October.

But the Manchester United boss immediately realised he had an exceptional talent on his books.

“When Paul got his injury it was a blow for us and opened the door for Anderson – and we discovered a boy who had talent,” he said.

“It may otherwise have turned out that Anderson would have had to wait, just getting the odd game here and there, which may not have helped him develop as we have seen.

“This boy missed pre-season training because of the Copa America. He has just emerged from the shadows and, because of him, we see the future is strong for us in that position.”

Anderson, 20, was unknown in England when United signed him and Nani in a summer double swoop in Portugal.

But he has quickly established himself as an equal contender for a place in United’s quality-packed central

midfield, along with Scholes, Michael Carrick, Darren Fletcher and Owen Hargreaves.

Ferguson, who is likely to restore Anderson to the team at Fulham after leaving him out of the 5-1 win at Newcastle, said: “Anderson is not like Scholes entirely.

“He’s more of an aggressive, running player.

“He’s quicker than Scholes, more of the type to run forward from midfield with the ball, whereas Scholes will do it without the ball.”

Anderson’s rapid emergence has increased the competition at Old Trafford, where World Cup star Hargreaves, also signed last summer, insisted he isn’t frustrated.

His attitude towards rotation is borne out of the experience of developing at a club like Bayern Munich and having to wait for his chances behind players like Germany aces Stefan Effenburg and Mehmet Scholl.

“I know you are not going to start every game because you look at the players we’ve got and you know we’ve got options,” said Hargreaves.

“We can play different styles and I think everybody would like to play every game, but physically you are not going to be at your best if you do, and it is an opportunity for the others to play.

“Everybody knows there is a bigger picture when you play for United.

“There is a lot at stake and it is not a case of being dropped. We just play in different styles and it will benefit us in the long run.

“To be at this club, with this manager and the fans, is where I want to be. I measure myself against the best and hopefully I will be here for a long time.”

Hargreaves also hopes to be selected at Fulham, having failed to start against Manchester City, Arsenal and Newcastle.

He said: “When you play, you’ve got to play well. It’s as simple as that. And even if you play well, you still might not play the next game.”

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Just that footie stars make news ..if we did same, nobody'll bat an eye lid (maybe OC rotan)

Saha's junior uninjured. Kns, he's hardly been around even when Roon's away. Offload him in summer season?
That's what this thread is for... so fill us in

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Man Utd confident beating Barcelona for Lahm February 25, 2008

Manchester United and Barcelona are going head-to-head for Bayern Munich fullback Philipp Lahm.
Bild says United boss Sir Alex Ferguson is prepared to offer £8.5 million for the Germany international and has opened a transfer battle with Barca for the defender's services.

With former Bayern midfielder Owen Hargreaves now at Old Trafford, Ferguson is banking on Lahm following his ex-teammate to United in the summer.

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SELL THAT SAHA, I have being saying this since last season sell that usless

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Ferguson wants Saha to convince Benzema about Man Utd
February 27, 2008
Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson is leaning on Louis Saha to convince France teammate Karim Benzema to quit Olympique Lyon for Old Trafford.
The Mirror says Fergie has spoken to United hitman Saha about sounding out Benzema - his France team-mate - over a possible move in the summer.

Money is in place for Fergie to bring a big-name striker to Old Trafford. Saha is likely to make way for the new arrival, a huge irony if it turns out to be Benzema.

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United's £33m deal fearsLast Updated: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:48

Man Utd star Rio Ferdinand has reportedly shelved contract talks until the summer when he'll have just one more year left on his deal.

The England defender is out of contract at the end of the 2008/09 season but will wait until the end of the campaign before sitting down with Old Trafford's money men.

It's claimed the development has not gone down well with United's hierarchy given the fact Ferdinand has previously admitted he would like to play abroad at some stage in his career.

The 29-year-old's last deal took over 12 months to finalise his current deal so alarms bells are starting to ring at the highest level.

United paid Leeds £33million for Ferdinand in 2002 which made him the world's most expensive defender but he could walk away for nothing in 15 months' time.

Talks with Wes Brown became deadlocked earlier in the season and he looks set to leave in the summer.

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If this turns out to be true, then he'll be branded an ungrateful twit!!!
8 months ban and we stand by him... just because he forgot to piss!!

IMHO, he's not that a great defender that he's built-up to be. Lack of concentration is his biggest weakness. Although he's admittedly improved down the years.

Playing overseas?? Still loads to learn if he wanna be a true great central defender ....someone like say... Franco Baresi!!

Anyway, let's see how it develops.

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chill bro.. althou character wise, im abit doubtful, i feel that he's really a good central defender.. he is very classy, has abit of pace and yet he posesses the physique and strength suitable for english game. his technical skills enables him to hold on to the ball very well and often, we can build our attacks from the back. must admit he has concentration lapses, althou the occurance very much reduced and on his day, he's really unplayable.. i often compare him as the thiery henry of defence; playing with so much elegence..

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