TOP 10 QUESTIONS AT THE LOYAL HARLEM GYM

[dannysellyes]

10. Are you sure your mouth will fit?

09. How does it feel to be on top of things?

08. You should watch what you put into your mouth

07. Can I put you on my retainer ?

06. Good god thats an Alabama Black Snake!

05. No Boom Boom Soul Brother

04. Me love you long time

03. Do you party ?

02. Do you suck dicks?

01 Are you a Peter Puffer?

01.

[andrewho]

Not falling for this lame joke.

[ShittyAss]

Originally Posted by dannysellyes

10. Are you sure your mouth will fit?

09. How does it feel to be on top of things?

08. You should watch what you put into your mouth

07. Can I put you on my retainer ?

06. Good god thats an Alabama Black Snake!

05. No Boom Boom Soul Brother

04. Me love you long time

03. Do you party ?

02. Do you suck dicks?

01 Are you a Peter Puffer?

01.

Hahahaha if your thread gets deleted as well... u can quit sbf

Because they maybe bought over sbf!!! Haha

[ShittyAss]

Originally Posted by andrewho

Not falling for this lame joke.

Lame joke? Did u follow the previous series?

Or u are from that spa? Hahahaha find know Mr Soooooooo has someone with sbf account as well

[ferndazAllan]

Originally Posted by ShittyAss

Lame joke? Did u follow the previous series?

Or u are from that spa? Hahahaha find know Mr Soooooooo has someone with sbf account as well

Buku movement down at the Loyal Harlem Gym nigger.

Soooo needs to do a Navy Seal style back peel, with a fire mision request for air Ordanace and covering fire from AC spectre Gunships etc LOL x 100

[ShittyAss]

Originally Posted by ferndazAllan

Buku movement down at the Loyal Harlem Gym nigger.

Soooo needs to do a Navy Seal style back peel, with a fire mision request for air Ordanace and covering fire from AC spectre Gunships etc LOL x 100

He needs to buy over SBF and all war zones will stop... LOL

[ferndazAllan]

To all loyal fans of the LOYAL HARLEM GYM what are the top tell tale signs that your ML darling is fucking someone behind you back?

1. The life stories she tells you are very touching...got tears roll out from eyes when she relates the story..AND SHE DOES NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND

2. Her stories are too perfect, no flaws at all, everything happens like clock work.

3. She never tell you when is her off day

4. She is always visiting her Lau Xiang (People from her home town)

5. She will always ask you if you have reached home after the massage or not, and when you ask she will always say that she have reached home and she wants to bath and sleep as she is tired....the same can message every time. This is an preamble for her to go out knowing that you are home already.

6. When they eat together with you, their appetite seem to be small, all ML used a lot of strength so they ea t a lot. If they eat very little as compared to others, that means you are her first round she got others waiting...

7. Always in a hurry, because she does not want to be spotted by other customers when she is outside with you.

8. Fiend motion sickness when you drive her around, her heads bowed down sleeping. To avoid being seen, she is hiding.

9. Have problem organizing a simple outing with you, always cannot confirm. Meaning you are the last choice lor

10. Always tell you that their boss is very good, bosses wont ask for any special but give them a $200-$300 tips each time they come for massage.

[Sfan]

Originally Posted by ferndazAllan

To all loyal fans of the LOYAL HARLEM GYM what are the top tell tale signs that your ML darling is fucking someone behind you back?

1. The life stories she tells you are very touching...got tears roll out from eyes when she relates the story..AND SHE DOES NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND

2. Her stories are too perfect, no flaws at all, everything happens like clock work.

3. She never tell you when is her off day

4. She is always visiting her Lau Xiang (People from her home town)

5. She will always ask you if you have reached home after the massage or not, and when you ask she will always say that she have reached home and she wants to bath and sleep as she is tired....the same can message every time. This is an preamble for her to go out knowing that you are home already.

6. When they eat together with you, their appetite seem to be small, all ML used a lot of strength so they ea t a lot. If they eat very little as compared to others, that means you are her first round she got others waiting...

7. Always in a hurry, because she does not want to be spotted by other customers when she is outside with you.

8. Fiend motion sickness when you drive her around, her heads bowed down sleeping. To avoid being seen, she is hiding.

9. Have problem organizing a simple outing with you, always cannot confirm. Meaning you are the last choice lor

10. Always tell you that their boss is very good, bosses wont ask for any special but give them a $200-$300 tips each time they come for massage.

Very informative!!

[ferndazAllan]

Originally Posted by Sfan

Very informative!!

Basically there are three types of Customers at The Loyal Harlem GYM

(1) Those Whom are FUCKING the ML

(2) Those whom DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK is going on

(3) Those whom KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT NEVER GET TO
FUCK THE ML

[ShittyAss]

Originally Posted by ferndazAllan

Basically there are three types of Customers at The Loyal Harlem GYM

(1) Those Whom are FUCKING the ML

(2) Those whom DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK is going on

(3) Those whom KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT NEVER GET TO
FUCK THE ML

Wahahahahahaha!!! LOL

[Sfan]

Originally Posted by ShittyAss

Wahahahahahaha!!! LOL

That makes me the type 3 I guess. If I go down

[ShittyAss]

Originally Posted by Sfan

That makes me the type 3 I guess. If I go down

I am also type 3.. hahaha i haven't go down for a while liao

[ferndazAllan]

Originally Posted by ShittyAss

I am also type 3.. hahaha i haven't go down for a while liao

Yeah, You should go down and check it out, for what you may know Juliana may even give you a BJ for making her famous LOL x 1000

[ShittyAss]

Originally Posted by ferndazAllan

Yeah, You should go down and check it out, for what you may know Juliana may even give you a BJ for making her famous LOL x 1000

Who is Juliana?? I don't know her name there leh

[dannysellyes]

Originally Posted by ShittyAss

Who is Juliana?? I don't know her name there leh

Names dont matter now...they are hit bad, they may put up a brave front but their wound will never heal